27 April 2014

Hafiz Adewuyi

FIVE CATEGORIES OF EVERYDAY PEOPLE I INSTINCTIVELY WANT TO SMACK SQUARE IN THE FACE

1. Drivers without a hooting etiquette (in residential areas). These ones rest their hands on the horn of their vehicle, unleashing a hoot of terror into their immediate surroundings, to the startle and disgust of not only the target, but other people in the vicinity. A more reasonable way of alerting someone of your presence would be short span and frequent hoots. Alas, my city is full of nuts drivers who have absolutely no regard for other road users.

Confession: *Loud noise really terrifies me*.

2. People, who with absolutely no thought or care, throw junk onto the road or (already filthy) open gutters. Many literate people I know do this as well, and their excuse when I scold?: "The roads/gutters are already dirty; how much worse would this one make it"

3. People at workplaces, who bump into your seat, totally jolting you out of your work; and worse still, show no sign that they are aware they just irked you. Most workplaces I've been to in this city (Lagos) are designed with little consideration of a person's need of some personal space. That's a given. But it doesn't take too much to let someone know you'll be bumping into their seat or pushing it forward before you go on to do it. Show some respect, or I smack you in the middle of the head next time *i wish*.

4. People with no footpath ethics; who if they manage to use a mere fraction of their available reasoning capacity, would realize they could have prevented a collision, merely by deflecting their zombie bodies a bit, just as you did.

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5. Business owners/ sales persons who show absolutely no gratitude or courtesy in their relations with customers. Many a time, I have slowly turned away from a sales person, who also owns the business, with a faint hope of being complimented for my patronage. Many a time (say 99.9%), my hope is shattered. Instead of being grateful for your patronage, most times, they do all but beat you up for not coming in with change. My city is full of frustrated people; this is just what I can think of in times like this when I am the victim customer.

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Am I a tad too sensitive?
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21 April 2014

Hafiz Adewuyi

Nature Can't be Tamed (by Nat Geo Wild)

Description: An eulogy to nature's independence.

YOU CAN'T CAPTURE THE SUNRISE;
(Picture: SUNRISE)

YOU CAN'T STOP THE RAIN;
(Picture: BREWING STORMS)

YOU CAN'T CALM THE WATERS;
(Picture: RAGING OCEANS)
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10 April 2014

Hafiz Adewuyi

SPLASHING WATER

It rained this morning and today is a working day. That did not deter me though from leaving home for work, as soon as I was fully dressed. I got into the rain and walked as fast as I could (under a light drizzle) to Church bus-stop along Iwaya road. My destination was Sabo bus-stop. After some five minutes of my waiting at Church bus-stop, a bus stopped by, calling for Yaba bus-stop. He called for say, 3 minutes, which largely turned out to be a futile effort. Seeing this, he innovatively decided to aggregate both Sabo and Yaba passengers and his bus was half full in no time.

In another ten minutes, we were at Sabo bus-stop (my destination). I alighted, very conscious of the fact that I had no choice but to trek under the drizzle to Alagomeji (location of my workplace). No choice, because all I had on me was 2005 NGN cash; 2005 NGN denominated as 1000, 1000, and 5 NGN (the fare from Sabo to Alagomeji is 20 or 30 NGN). If you're a Lagosian, you will easily understand why I had to trek. However, for the sake of those who are not, here is the way things work around here:

1. virtually all road transport transactions in Lagos are done in cash;

2. for this reason, transporters are usually required to give change to passengers who do not tender exact fare;

3. many a transporter screams at the top of his voice while calling, that passengers should come in with exact fare (or find an alternative way to transport themselves);

4. generally, you will be severely scorned (almost beaten), if you present any denomination way higher than the fare. This is irrespective of whether the transporter actually has enough change at hand or not. This actually applies, in varying degrees, across most other cash based petty businesses in the state.

By the way, the distance between Sabo and Alagomeji takes about a ten-minute trek for a brisk walker like me to cover.

Now, to the main point of this whole philosophical article (I like story too much).

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